Shit/Crap Process Talk!

*Warning* if you just had your meal or in the middle of eating your meal. No no, don't go away, finish up your meal only come back and read this!! Those who can't stand these topic or will feel offended, then you better don't read loh...

I am going to talk about shit, yes! is human shit! Damn, this is going to be fun~ Don't say I am gross or what lah, is a normal human daily process right? So is better to know a little bit on what we push out from our body ;) Errm...no pictures, because it will be TOO gross if I really put it up, so don't worry about it!

Almost everyday we will have to go to toilet once to shit, whether it is naturally or forcefully, what i meant by forcefully here is stomachache. So we do this almost everyday, but do u actually observce on what u produced after u'd done ur business? Well, i always do, this is to know ur health condition of course. I am not an expert to be able to see what illness you have just from the shit, but hey, even an idiot also know there's a problem with you if your shit has blood on it right?? I always told my friends and colleagues these type of things, but hell, they just don't want to listen to me all the time!!! how bad~~ :( so you guys are in luck!!!! ;)

However, not going to talk about how to judge your health by your shit, but is the ways of how it come out. SO guys, fully utilise ur imagination!!

  1. Coming Out Naturally
    Now this is really a healthy shitting ways where everything comes out naturallly, no extra strength, just a mild push it will just come out straight away. Even when wiping the butt hole won't face any single problem and in fact, fast! Is a fast and swift process!
  2. Few Days of No Shit or Constipation
    This type of shit really is deep shit! Firstly it came out very unsmooth whereby u have to force it out. Imagine the shit had harden up and stuck right at the exit point. You have to use a lot of strength to force it out. Worst still, after the shit came out, due to its stickiness, it will leave a lof of left overs sticking on the edge of your butt hole. If you happen to cut the piece half way coming out with your butt hole, tell you, you will have a very damn hard time wiping your butt hole after this! Plus these shit is the most smelly shit! Extreme dark color!
  3. Pouring Out
    This comes when there are a lot of shit piling up and wanted to come out at desperately! Healthy also. Once you sit or squat down, all the shit will just coming out non-stop until the very last piece! Wiping it also piece of cake. Usually this happen when you ate a lot of food 1 or 2 meals before. After this you will feel yourself lighten up a lot!
  4. Watery
    Or we call it Lam-Bet-Si in chinese. Usually before this come out, u will feel the pain on the stomach. These type of stomachache you have to shit to cure it. It usually comes out very smooth, everything just comes out, in fact spray out straight away watery non-stop and ends with a long fart! Uaahhhh~~~ can you imagine the comfort after everything is out plus the long fart~~~ sometimes you can even feel the heat on your butt hole. Although it initiated in a painful way, but ends up in a very comfort way!
  5. Hell-like
    This is the most pain in ass! You wouldn't want to have this. This is when you had a very serious stomachache. Right when you sit or squat down, it came out but not all, is bit by bit and with a lot of strength as it won't come out naturally! While you are shitting you can still feel the pain on the stomach! Imagine you have to use the strength to push our your shit and the strength used to endure the pain on the stomach. You have to stay there until the stomach feels better and nothing can be shit out then only you will feel like getting up. Wiping the butt could be easy as well but definitely you will feel very very tired after it! You can really use some resting to recover back! I'd try this before numerous time and I tell you, this is the very bad shitting experience!
  6. Anything i'd missed out?

Errm...if you have any unforgettable shitting experience...mind to share it out? :D

Enclose a game for you all as well~~ enjoy ^^


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12 Comment(s) On This Topic

seraphangel said during August 23rd, 2007 at 11:28 am

haha interesting, a shit guide, like literally shit guide 😛
Maybe you can tell us more about the color and health relations to it 😀

Aeres said during August 23rd, 2007 at 11:56 am

Jesus man, have you ran out of things to blog about??

seraphangel said during August 23rd, 2007 at 12:07 pm

Aeres, don’t you have a meeting to go to? Come here read about shit pula.

BoltClock said during August 23rd, 2007 at 3:47 pm

I haven’t had problems despite constipation.

So tracking back this.

BoltPress said during August 23rd, 2007 at 3:50 pm

Shitty post, literally…

Been sticking around at Boonage, which all you Malaysians should recognize, with a very recent post that discusses your stools. It’s pretty amusing
……

seraphangel said during August 23rd, 2007 at 8:02 pm

OMG, talk about SHIT game!

宝茹 said during August 23rd, 2007 at 10:22 pm

This is SUPER gross but surprisingly funny~~

So knowledgeable about the process. 😛

About the game…so well thought of…LOL

boon said during August 24th, 2007 at 10:32 am

@seraphangel: is not shit guide but is shit information 😀 ya~ maybe should come out with tat!

@Aeres: no dude, this is the topic i’d been waiting for so long ya know~~~

@BoltClock: yo man! thanks for the link back on this post! 😉

@宝茹: hahaaha, the game fun or not?:P with the sound effects! hahahah~

宝茹 said during August 24th, 2007 at 3:15 pm

Fun…in a morbid, gross way. Hahahahaha~~~

Jason said during August 24th, 2007 at 3:37 pm

ROFLMAO!!!!!

spookygrace said during August 24th, 2007 at 6:32 pm

hahaha!~ the shit is a-bit “too many” kekeke, the game is fun..kekeke

boon said during August 27th, 2007 at 10:23 am

@宝茹: listen to the “putt putt” sound 😛

@Jason: ROFLMAO back to u!!

@spookygrace: thanks for dropping by and give comment 😀 many meh? hmmm…i still tot there are a lot more 😛

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