A Kind of Wrong but Funny Conversation

Today, during lunch i suddenly thought of this thing. It’s a common conversation error that we always make eventhough we know it’s wrong, but still it’s quite funny thing in fact when u think of it. I know sometimes when i saw friends at some place, and would like to talk something, but just can’t find any suitable topic sometimes, so in the end just come out crap. Though is a bit weird, but is amusing though.

Let the below dialogue tell u about it

Case 1
In the cinema waiting hall, Guy A saw his friend Guy B holding his girlfriend’s hand waiting for the movie hall to be open
Guy A – Wei Guy B! How come u are here one?
Guy B – Hahah..(how come u can be here and i can’t be here..)
Guy A – Watch movie ar?
Guy B – Hahaha, no lah just come here and buy drinks only (WTH..people who come here not watch movie then do what?)
Guy A – Heheh, u bluff me ar. So this is ur girlfriend?
Guy B – Well..ya, meet XXX (the heck…am i holding her hand for nothing?)

Case 2
In a restaurent same thing Guy A saw his friend Guy B sitting down eating at the opposite table
Guy A – Wei Guy B! Eating ar?
Guy B – No lah, come here sit only…(WTH..i have a bowl of mee here and u asking me am i eating?)

And actually these cases dialogue can be use in anywhere depends on the location activity: eg
at bowling alley – “ei? come here bowling ar?”
at shopping mall – “eh? come here shopping ar?”


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5 Comment(s) On This Topic

宝茹 said during April 13th, 2008 at 8:28 pm


So you are Guy B here? 😛

In the Philippines, we have this funny expression also–

Like for example you are eating then a friend comes over and you say, “Kain tayo.” (Let’s eat.)

It’s really funny, ‘coz you don’t really expect the other person to really eat–just a polite expression.

I was thinking what if the person is very “innocent” and answers “Ok, I want to eat!” Hahahahaha…but of course you really don’t have anything to offer. 😛

boon said during April 15th, 2008 at 10:04 am

ahahhah, courtesy mer 😛

btw, yeah…i m the guy B 😀

huei said during April 15th, 2008 at 10:49 am


well they can always change it to

“Wah watch movie never find me la! ;)”


“Wah!! Paktor-ing! I better not kacau u”


levian said during April 16th, 2008 at 11:56 am

i find it very annoying when people ask me “pointless” questions.
usually i reply with a “if not ??”, hehe. can’t help it, must get them back. XD

pinksterz said during April 27th, 2008 at 7:42 am

at ahboon’s blog – ei come here read blogs ar?

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