Funny Default Fraud Question and Answer

Some of u might be familiar with the following questions which u got from a company. For those who don’t know, well..it’s a default (template) question asked by a blog advertising company when u are suspected to have fraud clicks or maybe when requesting for the earning’s cash out.

I m saying this not because i m bias on them, but seriously by looking at those question itself really u can feel how stupid those questions are…and few days ago i went to a forum and saw a template answer being written for the forumers to have a guide on how to answer them and i found though is funny but is quite true…So here u goes.

btw, those question sounds as below…

  • Are you involved in any site traffic programs to drive traffic to your website? This includes paid links
  • Do you have any statistics or data that suggests suspicious activity on your website?
  • What Internet Service Providers do you use?
  • What is the total number of computers that you use to access or administrate your blog?
  • Is there anyone else that maintains your blog for you or is involved in its administration, or creating content for the blog?
  • Are your earnings from blog revenue shared among a few people, or are you the only beneficiary?
  • Do you believe there is anyone who may want to sabotage your ability to earn from your blog? Do you know which country they are located in, or do you have any of their details (eg blog URL, username on other online services).

and the guide answer goes like this…

  • Are you involved in any site traffic programs to drive traffic to your website? This includes paid links
    Wat… we cannot do promotion to get traffic meh…. there more trafic we get the more exposure of your ads wat… what wrong with that? U don’t want traffic izzit?
  • Do you have any statistics or data that suggests suspicious activity on your website?
    This damm stupid…. the click stats is on theer server.. how do we know which clicks is suspicious. unless you have scripts that allow us to track out visitor clicks…
  • What Internet Service Providers do you use?
    Does this really matter in determining click fraud…. i cannot use streamyx izzit….
  • What is the total number of computers that you use to access or administrate your blog?
    What does it do with the blog admin… the blog admin didn’t show any ads wat…
  • Is there anyone else that maintains your blog for you or is involved in its administration, or creating content for the blog?
    again What does it do with the blog admin… the blog admin didn’t show any ads wat…
  • Are your earnings from blog revenue shared among a few people, or are you the only beneficiary?
    i have no idea on what they mean here….
  • Do you believe there is anyone who may want to sabotage your ability to earn from your blog? Do you know which country they are located in, or do you have any of their details (eg blog URL, username on other online services).
    the most stupid questions asked…. its called SABOTAGE… if we know there won’t be any sabotage at all…

(credit to iamfreelancer)

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4 Comment(s) On This Topic

seraphangel said during September 5th, 2008 at 4:34 pm

haha, damn funny, and stupid 😀 good answers though 😀

Aeres said during September 6th, 2008 at 9:42 pm

I wouldn’t say they are all absurd, depending on how you look at it.

In fact some of those questions actually make sense to me. eg. site traffic programs may be undesirable to certain blog advertisers because the traffic statistics, hence the site ratings, may become misleading.

The ISP question is probably a polling question, I think.

H. said during September 16th, 2008 at 5:20 am

Hi,

I’m H. and I work in a company interested in blog advertising. I found your blog engaging and I’m contacting you to ask if you are interested in blog post sponsorship.

If you are interested, kindly mail back at k5ino@bigstring.com, indicating your blog for reference, and I’ll send you back pricing details, guidelines and processes. Looking forward to doing business with you.

Sincerely,

H.

Ashley TwoFish said during November 23rd, 2008 at 1:26 am

do they really call up bloggers and ask these questions? they’re so sterile & clinical!

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